So I drew Apollo 9 out of the hat, and here is my bit.
Spider, Flies









A spider in the corner of the living room.
My son Buzz

turns two and a half, two weeks today.
I do not think this is funny.
Buzz Aldrin is many things, but he is not an unevolved man.
The recipient of the blow is Bart Sibrel, a member of the fraternity of Apollo hoax accusers.
Two weeks before I turned two and a half, this happened.

Sometimes stuff really does happen, Bart.
Sometimes spiders fly.
